One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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