Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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