Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My feet surprised me
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