have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
