we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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