U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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