Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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