What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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