All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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