I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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