My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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