i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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