Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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