Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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