This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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