drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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