Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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