I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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