$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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