Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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