a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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