he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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