well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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