I wish I only lived at night.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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