Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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