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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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