Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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