I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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