I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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