Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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