He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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