dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
my liver is dry heaving
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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