come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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