just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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