somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Buhtt sex?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just invented taco cereal.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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