I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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