But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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