watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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