The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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