Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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