let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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