drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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