How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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