Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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