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you're like a bully in the Christmas story

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(630): View more from Illinois

I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.

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if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...

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(905): View more from Ontario

He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night

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(225): View more from Louisiana

A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.

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