we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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