Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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