Dual....:-)
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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