Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm both gender and math confused
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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