Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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