He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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