Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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