can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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