is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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