Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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