You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
